Thursday, May 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Happy birthday, dahling!
Today is Tallulah Bankhead's birthday.
Here's a few TB quotes for the occasion:
- Only good girls keep diaries; bad girls don't have time.
- Six mint juleps and I'm not even sober!
- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
- My father warned me about men and booze, but he never mentioned a word about women and cocaine.
- (On why she called everyone "dahling") All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
And, to wrap up, this from Wiki: "Tallulah was also a big fan of the soap opera, The Edge of Night. It has been said that after watching a female character agonize over a man, Bankhead contacted the producers of the show and said, 'Why doesn't she just shoot the bastard?'"
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Please welcome Steve!
Little Pig Robinson's new "C.E.O."! And he's only charging $2/year!!
What's that? Ah, I see...maybe this will refresh your memory:
Please welcome Jim!
Little Pig Robinson's new VP for Investor-Relations. Jim comes to us from the US Postal Service.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Thumbsucker
IMDB: George throws himself, and everyone around him, into chaos when he attempts to break free from his addiction to his thumb.
Monday, July 04, 2005
You make me feel: mi-tee reeeeal
President Bush, dressed in a period hoop-skirt, delivered a speech today at Independence Day celebrations at West Virginia University in Morgantown.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
D'ya hear the one about the lady senator with the big knockers?
With his approval rating sinking in the polls, President Bush tonight addresses the nation about his plans for Iraq. "I think we have a clear strategy for success," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Monday. Bush will mark the anniversary of the U.S. handover of sovereignty to Iraqis in a speech at 8 p.m. ET at Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Happy birthday Richard Scarry
Richard Scarry was born today in 1919.
When Richard Scarry and Muhammad Ali met each other at a bookfair in the 1970s Ali said "Hmm, you don't look very scarry to me."
When Richard Scarry and Muhammad Ali met each other at a bookfair in the 1970s Ali said "Hmm, you don't look very scarry to me."
Friday, June 03, 2005
Surprising details
PAULA ZAHN, CNN ANCHOR:
"Good evening, everyone. Thanks so much for joining us tonight.
The big secret is out. Mark Felt was Deep Throat. And, tonight, you'll learn the surprising details...But let's begin with some of the new details we have learned today about Mark Felt himself."
None of our business, I say.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Wolf Blitzer fears pajama-clad Swedes
BLITZER: "As you know, our viewers listening to this, I'm listening to this, I'm hearing about some kid in Sweden, probably in his bedroom in pajamas, hacking in to some of these major government labs and security systems. And I'm saying this does not instill a whole lot of sense of confidence in the way our government operates in the world of these computers."
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Why don't you and Yosemite get a room?
NY Times headline:
"Yosemite Drapes Itself in Its Splendid Liquid Veils, and Preens"
"Yosemite Drapes Itself in Its Splendid Liquid Veils, and Preens"
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Wilford Brimley elected president of Iraq
Wilford Brimley, who was voted in as president, spoke after today's national assembly meeting.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Time for pie...
Joint Economic Committee Vice Chairman Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., right, looks on as Sen. Paul Sarbanes, D-Md. points to a chart on Capitol Hill Tuesday, Sept. 24, 2002 during a news conference to discuss poverty in the U.S. The Census Bureau announced Thuesday that the poverty rate rose for the first time in eight years and household income fell last year. (AP Photo/Joe Marquette)
Poverty Hill
Note: irony-free post.
Poverty Hill: sitting near the Duwamish River, this sacred mound is the spot where the world was created according to Indian folklore. (AP Photo/Barry Sweet)
Poverty Hill: sitting near the Duwamish River, this sacred mound is the spot where the world was created according to Indian folklore. (AP Photo/Barry Sweet)
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Cheek & chic
This combination photo shows a model presenting a creation as part of Cavalera's 2005 Fall/Winter collection show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week, January 25, 2005. Picture taken on January 25. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Another reminder of the dangers of static-cling
A model wears a creation by French fashion designers Michel Dupre and Christelle Santabarbara for their spring-summer 2005 haute couture fashion collection presented in Paris. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
(January 25, 2005)